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15-08-2013

A compilation of "You might be a swinger ifs", feel free to add yours via comments:

From Sandi the Swinger

  • You Might Be a Swinger If. The only time you go out with your vanilla friends is when your on your period.
  • You Might Be a Swinger If…. . Going to vanilla bars ranks right up there with a root canal
  • You Might Be a Swinger If You’ve had sex with more people since you got married than when you were single
  • You Might Be a Swinger If…. 1. After 25 years, people still ask if you’re newlyweds
  • You Might Be a Swinger If…On vacation you set aside time to shoot bunch of photos that are family friendly
  • You Might Be a Swinger If. You’reshopping, and the only things in your basket are condoms, breath mints and Red Bull
  • You Might Be a Swinger IfYour closet is filled with 6" high shoes.and you have more lingerie than a sexshop
  • You Know You're a Swinger When.....You go to Jamaica twice a year and "Hedo" means something to you.
  • You Know You're a Swinger When..Your drawer is full of bar napkins with couple's names and phone numbers.
  • You Know You're a Swinger When.....You spend more time grooming your privates than most porn stars.
  • You Know You're a Swinger When.. Your kids ask why you already has her coat on when she comes out of the bedroom Saturday night.
  • You Know You're a Swinger When.... You both turn your head to watch the hot woman walking down the street!
  • You Might Be a Swinger If…You’re still smiling on Monday morning about something you did on Saturday night.
  • You Might Be a Swinger If…. You own a double-headed dildo.
  • You Might Be a Swinger I You erase your computer browser history and cache every time you leave the office.
  • You Might Be a Swinger If….. You are hanging around vanilla friends and you absentmindedly squeeze their butts.

 

From Los Swingers

  • You Might Be a Swinger If. Your encourage your son to have sleepovers with friends every weekend

 

From SDC

  • Your co-workers are convinced that you have no social life because you always change the subject when they ask about your weekend.
  • When your co-workers talk about their sex lives, it takes some real effort not to yawn.
  • When you and your at a club, and you keep asking your wife, "is that them, is that them".
  • Your Saturday night babysitter wonders why mommy already has her coat on when she comes out of the bedroom.
  • If everyone in your phone contact list is first name only!
  • You pretend you can't remember the name of that resort in Jamaica where you vacationed last year.
  • Your friends want to see your vacation pictures and you tell them you don't have any.
  • Your neighbors wonder why they aren't invited to any of your parties

 


From SwingLifeStyle

  • Every bottle of liquor in your house has a big sticker with your membership number or couple name on it.
  • You are running out of reasons to tell your "normal" friends why you can't go out with them.
  • You're the only one at the gym shower with shaved balls.
  • You never open the garage door until you're in the car with the doors closed.

 

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  • Comment Link Love Swinging Love Swinging 15-08-2013

    You are wearing wristbands in most of your vacation photos.

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